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December 26, 2001
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PINEAPPLE DIET BACKFIRES!
FRIENDS CAST TOPS 2 TONS!
... READ MORE
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December 20, 2001
SATAN
ROCKS
CHRIST RULES
ANTI-MTV'S
BIZZARE BLEND!
... READ
MORE
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December 14, 2001
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BRITNEY'S UPGRADE!
SHOCKING DETAILS!
... READ
MORE
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December 6, 2001
| INVESTIGATOR'S
TOP TEN ...
FAMILY FRIENDLY
FILMIC HOLIDAY
HEART-WARMERS
* SILENT
NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT
* SILENT
NIGHT, BLOODY NIGHT
* SILENT
NIGHT, EVIL NIGHT
... READ
MORE |
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November 26, 2001
| "I'M HURT,
I'M HURT ... I'M DYING, I'M DYING!"
FANTASY ISLAND
HERVE
VILLECHAIZE'S
HEART-RENDING FINAL DEATH GASP!!!
AND 125 OTHER
CELEB
DEATHS IN NEWLY PUBLISHED HOLLYWOOD BOOK OF
DEATH!!!
... READ MORE |
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November 19, 2001
| THE SHOCKING
POLITICS OF TWIN PEAKS' DAVID LYNCH!
* ADMIRES REAGAN!
* NATURAL LAW PARTY!
* SEEKS MODERATION!
... READ
MORE |
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November 12, 2001
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LAPD'S NEW CRIMEBUSTER
WEAPONS:
STICKERS, BALLS, SHOPPING BAGS,
SELF-ESTEEM!!!
... READ
MORE
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November 5, 2001
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AN INVESTIGATOR EXCLUSIVE!!!
FRIENDS STAR
LISA KUDROW
FRIZZY DARK HAIR DAY SHOCKER!!!
... READ
MORE
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October 29, 2001
| HAVE YOU SEEN ELVIS'S
PIPES?!
HERO COP'S 37-YEAR SEARCH FOR THE
KING'S STOLEN PIPES!
... READ
MORE |
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October 22, 2001
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SATANIC ROCKER OZZY
OSBOURNE
SLAMS KIM CARNES! CALLS
HER A
"F------ DONUT!"
KIM FANS' HEART- SICKENING TRUE-LIFE
HORROR!
... READ
MORE |
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October
15, 2001
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DARK SHADOWS' JONATHAN
FRID'S REAL-LIFE FEAR:
PEOPLE WHO LIE!
LIARS "SEND
CHILLS, RIGHT UP AND DOWN MY SPINE!" SAYS FRID ... READ
MORE
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October 8, 2001
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COMMIE DICTATOR RETURNS AS VAMPIRE!
* INFLICTS BLOODBATH ON NATION!
* JACKO
AMONG
NEWLY UNDEAD!
* GRAPHIC
PHOTOS
NONE
DARE PRINT!
... READ
MORE |
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AN INSPIRING HEART-WARMING
TALE
FROM AMERICA'S FAVORITE FAMILY NEWSPAPER!
WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
NEW ZOO REVUE STARS 30 YEARS WEDDED
BLISS!
... READ
MORE |
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October
1, 2001
| EXCLUSIVE.SPECIAL
REPORT: ONLY IN
THE INVESTIGATOR!
OSAMA SERVED
COFFEE AND DONUTS TO FBI FOR 3 YEARS AT A D.C. 7-ELEVEN!
-- AND HE
WAS A MODEL EMPLOYEE! ... READ
MORE |
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