FANS' HEART-SICKENING TRUE-LIFE HORROR!
POTTY-MOUTH OZZY OSBOURNE CALLS KIM CARNES A "F------ DONUT!"
by Hank Willow, staff reporter.
[October 22, 2001]
[HollywoodInvestigator.com] Fans of Grammy Award-winning singer/songwriter Kim Carnes are heart-sickened
by the gutter filth Satanic rocker Ozzy
Osbourne spewed at the "Bette Davis Eyes" megastar in a recent 1982 interview.
Potty-mouthed Ozzy called
the breath-takingly blond bombshell Kim a "f------ donut ... she looked
like a useless sack of s---!"
(The Hollywood Investigator
cannot print the full actual words because this is a family newspaper.)
Sicko Ozzy's use of "the
F word" and "the S word" sent Richter Scale 11 shockwaves reverberating
throughout Kim Carnes's vast fan base when news of Ozzy's gutter talk surfaced
on the internationally-renowned Kim
Carnes Listserv, which is moderated by Utah scholar and Kim Carnes
expert, Reid Furniss.
Furniss fumed: "Ozzy is a
loony. He makes me sick just to look at him, much less listen to
him sing (if THAT is what you call it). Agh!"
Furniss, who also has a university
degree in the psychological sciences, said after analyzing Ozzy's bizarre
remarks: "Kim has more talent than Ozzy, both in singing and in writing.
There is a very fine line between optimism and denial when it comes to
judging others' talents when you don't really have one of your own."
Other Kim fans were less
able to contain their heart-rending grief and rage. One Brazilian
fan fumed: "Maybe we should buy for Ozzy ONE airplane ticket to Kabul!
He will bark at airplanes! Auuuuuuuuuuuu!"
The irate fan, who wished
to remain anonymous, was referring to Kim's chart- bustingly mega-successful
1985 album, Barking
At Airplanes. Until recently, the CD was only available in Japan.
Desperate Kim fans bid up scarce copies on Ebay -- to over $350!
(The Hollywood Investigator
is unaware of any Ozzy CDs ever being sold on Ebay.)
While Kim Carnes is startlingly
mega-popular throughout the globe and elsewhere, her super-mega-popularity
skyrocketed into dizzyingly stratospheric heights in Brazil, Japan, and
Australia -- nations which saw the release of Kim CDs unavailable elsewhere.
The CD edition of Kim's 1976
A&M album, Sailin', was only available in Brazil -- until its recent Master
Series re-issue (which includes all of Sailin' and most tracks from
Kim's 1975 album: Kim Carnes).
While Kim Carnes's hugely
vast fan base was heart-sickened by Satanic Ozzy's sicko use of "the F
word" and "the S word," the two rockers have reacted to the heated controversy
in startlingly different ways!
Typical of her heart-warming
songs and family-oriented nature, Kim rose above the gutter and mud-slinging
and bad words, and has not contacted the Hollywood Investigator
to respond to the controversy!
Ozzy's reaction was the exact
Typical of slimeball cowards
who crawl and hide under rocks, Ozzy has not contacted the Hollywood
Investigator regarding the controversy!
(Music fans wishing to comment
on sicko Ozzy, or the startlingly talented Kim Carnes, may contribute their
own unbiased reports at the Hollywood
Hank Willow is a Los Angeles based tabloid reporter who has extensively investigated Hollywood scams against actors. Read more about his journalism in Hollywood Witches
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