EXCLUSIVE REPORT!
LISA KUDROW
-- NO DUMB BLONDE!
TRUE-LIFE
"PHOEBE" IS FRIZZY-HAIRED BRAINIAC BRUNETTE!
by Mimi Brickmeyer, staff writer.
[November 5, 2001]
[HollywoodInvestigator.com]
Contrary to her role as the silky-blond Phoebe on TV's Friends,
real-life actress Lisa Kudrow is a frizzy-haired brunette! --
And the Hollywood Investigator has the shocking exclusive photo
to prove it!
 This was Kudrow's "8x10"
glossy in the early 1990s -- before her career-making role as the silky
blond "Ursula" on TV's Mad About You. Glossies are circulated
by actors, and their agents, managers and publicists seeking work and publicity
for the actor.
While Kudrow's raven frizzes
have been much- reported by other newsmedia -- the Hollywood Investigator
is first to unearth an actual photo of the
brainy beauty in all her dark splendor!
And Kudrow is brunette in
more ways than one! Unlike the ditzy blond Phoebe, Kudrow is a Vassar
graduate -- with honors in biology! -- who planned to pursue medical research
-- before opting for showbiz!
No dumb blond she!
And while second-tier media
publications have long focused on Friends co-star Jennifer Aniston's changing
hair length and cut, the Hollywood Investigator's investigation into Kudrow's
tresses has unearthed startling facts far beyond the imaginings of mere
Aniston hair-watchers!
Kudrow's chamelion-like hair
changes shades according to her characters' IQ! Kudrow was silky
bright blond as the 40 watt "Michele" in Romy
and Michele's High School Reunion (1997), a silky tawny blond as the
60 watt "Paula" in Clockwatchers (1997), and a silky brunette as the 100 watt "Lucia" in The
Opposite of Sex (1998).
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The amazingly changing hair
of Lisa Kudrow: As Michele, Paula, and Lucia (left to right).
Even more shockingly -- Kudrow
has silky hair in all her movies, despite her naturally frizzy tresses!
After an extensive investigation
spanning seven continents and beyond, the only movie unearthed by the Hollywood
Investigator's intrepid teams of investigative reporters in which Lisa
Kudrow exposes her frizzy hair is in The
Unborn, a 1991 horror film in which Kudrow plays the bit part of a
frizzy-haired receptionist ("Louisa") at an evil fertility clinic.
A frizzy-blond receptionist!
To date, no known film or
video footage of Lisa Kudrow in her naturally frizzy-dark hair is known
to exist!
SHOCKING . . . BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!!!
Mimi Brickmeyer is a Los Angeles based entertainment reporter who has extensively investigated Hollywood's biggest celebrities. Read about her adventures in tabloid journalism in Hollywood Witches. |
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Investigator Fun Fact:
Lisa Kudrow's solo "frizzy-hair day"
outing, The
Unborn, also features fellow Groundlings alum Kathy Griffin ( Suddenly
Susan) in the role of a curly-red-haired person.
The Groundlings is a Hollywood-based
comedy improv school where Lisa Kudrow and Kathy Griffin both performed
and taught. |
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